About SexToyDB

I’ve spent the last two decades buying, using, and testing sex toys. I’ve hacked them, disassembled them, fucked them, and been fucked by them. I know sex toys. I have a dedicated room full of toys and equipment where my wife and I test everything extensively. As well as reviews here and on my Pornhub channel, I’ve written and produced videos for CaraSutra and ToyChats.

I also love programming: I’ve just published Cock Trumps, and some free sex dice that you can shake your phone to roll. My current project is a revamp of DominAI, a computer control for fucking machines and other toys.

The dungeon

I do this because (a) I’m a horny fucker, and (b) I want to help you make better choices. I’ve made my fair share of crappy choices over the years, and I regret it.

Sadly, the web is slowly filling with AI-generated bullshit, fake experts, and buying guides written by people who “research” by looking at Amazon and listing the top sellers.

I use affiliate links where possible—which means if you buy something through an affiliated link, I get a portion of the sale. You don’t pay any more, and it doesn’t affect my choice of products. If something doesn’t have an affiliate program, of course it doesn’t mean I’ll ignore it. But this enables the site to be self-sustaining without resorting to horrid display ads. It pays for the hosting, and a little towards new toys so I can continue to do what I do. It doesn’t pay me a wage, but I do this because I care, and because I’m sick of people making bad choices based on myths and lies.

There’s so much joy to be had from sexual experiences with toys. I want as many people as possible to make those better choices and stop wasting money. The more shitty toys that we can keep out of the trash and becoming e-waste, the better for the planet, and the better for your sexual health.

Stick around, get in touch using the form below, or hit me up on Reddit.