Hismith MAX Review: 200W of Raw Fucking Power
The Hismith Max is, without doubt, the best affordable fucking machine for those who need more power….
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The Essential Hismith Upgrade Just Got Even Better: Lube Launcher 2.0 Review
When Hismith released the original Lube Launcher a few years ago, it was an absolute game changer….
Lovense Solace Pro Review: The Ultimate Lazy Wank
The Lovense Solace Pro is a solid all-in-one automated masturbator from long-standing sex tech experts. It comes…
9 Ways to Stabilize Your Hismith Sex Machine from Tipping Over
One of the few complaints people have about Hismith’s otherwise fantastic range of sex machines is stability….
VVD Rider Desire Mini-Saddle Sex Machine Review
The Rider Desire from VVD is their flagship saddle-type sex machine, and it’s a lot of fun…
Kliclok, Quick Air, XLR, and Vac-u-Lock Explained
Shopping for a decent thrusting sex machine is hard; it’s not helped by the fact every manufacturer…
So You’ve Bought a Sex Machine … Now What?
You’ve bought a sex machine—perhaps the Hismith Premium if you followed my advice. Congratulations on making a…
34 Ideas for Couples to Try with a Thrusting Sex Machine
So you’ve bought a thrusting sex machine—but you want some creative ideas to level up your play…
Weekend DIY Project: Blowjob Harness Gag
Anyone can stick a dildo on a fucking machine and have it thrust in and out of…
Best Sex Machines of 2026 (Actually Tested)
A fucking machine that will automatically thrust and penetrate you (not just vibrate) is the holy grail…
Qingnan Handheld Vibrating Thrusting Dildo Review: Retro-Futuristic Vibes and Plenty of Power
The Qingnan #9 Handheld Vibrating and Rotating Sex Machine is an innovative and powerful device in many…
3 Ways to Use a Hismith Premium on a Tall Bed
The Hismith Premium is already the most adjustable sex machine around; it’s easily able to slide up…
Everything You Need to Know About SEX MACHINES
It sounds so dirty and deviant, doesn’t it? How could anyone contemplate sex with a … machine?…
Hismith Lube Launcher Review: An ESSENTIAL Upgrade for Your Fucking Machine
UPDATE: The Lube Launcher 2.0 is now available, and fixes everything that we criticised in this model….
This Sex Toy is an App-Controlled Masturbator AND a Sex Machine
Whether you want a toy to offer mind-blowing automated stroker masturbation, or to experience the relentless penetration…
4 Ways to Use the Kiiroo Keon as a Mind Blowing Fucking Machine
The Kiiroo Keon is a brilliant all-in-one device for men, women, and everyone in between—whether you want…