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Want a fucking machine that will actually thrust and penetrate, not just vibrate? Here’s some solid options – and some crucial stats you should look at when buying one. (Prices and videos updated May 2020) Things You Should Know First Price: don’t pay less...
Self-bondage is hard to do; or rather, it’s hard to do reliably, and safely. Coming up with elaborate methods of being unlocked after a certain time is a lot of work. Ice locks are a traditional method, but the exact amount of time is...
If you’re new to the world of sex toys, you’re probably not familiar with Bad Dragon. The company produces anthropomorphized fantasy animal dildos and other toys: among their line is a series of, well, fake dragon dicks. If this is an instant turn off...
Update: Our device broke a few months later, so it’s hard to recommend for durability. Instead, we now recommend the SelfBondage-Shop MagBound Timelock, as reviewed here. Until now, my self-bondage sessions have mostly consisted of ever more elaborate ways of wiring up an electromagnet,...
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For furries or just those with more animalistic fantasies, Bad Dragon offers a more fulfilling and tantalising proposition: a number of fantastical animalistic dildos. Last month I reviewed their Hazel the Werewolfess, an “insertable” or masturbator that feels delightfully wicked. This week, I’m taking a look...
