F-Machine Tremblr Review: The Budget Venus 2000, But Is It Still Relevant?
Fucking machines have a reputation for being ludicrously expensive, but they needn’t be. The F-Machine Tremblr is…
Toy Reviews
Review: Succubus Sole Foot Fuck Masturbator
If you’ve always wanted to take the term “foot fuck” to its literal conclusion, the Succubus Sole…
Qiui CagInk / Cellmate 2 Smart Chastity Cage Review
The Qiui Cag.Ink Cellmate 2 isn’t your average chastity cage. It’s a smart device with Bluetooth and…
Sohimi Pussy-Face Gag: This is … Complete Crap
In my ongoing quest to try out every kind of bondage gag possible (check out my ultimate…
Twijoy Night Review: The “Interactive” Spin and Suck Masturbator
Suction is quickly becoming the new hotness in male sex toys, and the Twijoy Night is no…
Rubjoy Review: The Realistic Blowjob Robot
While we’ve seen no end of innovations when it comes to sex toys for women, the male…
Kiiroo Pulse Solo Interactive Review: Ultimate Smart Guybrator
The Pulse Solo Interactive—a collaboration between Hot Octopuss and Kiiroo—is unlike any interactive male sex toy that…
The Best Automatic Male Masturbators
Wanking can be such a chore sometimes. While there are plenty of sleeves and strokers for you…
Yocy / Faak Knotted Dildo Review
In the past, your choice of fantasy or animal-themed silicone dildos was limited to one or two…
YingYu K9 Cheap Metal Bondage Stockade Review
I love being locked up and relentlessly fucked by a machine, but my attempts at DIY bondage…
Oxballs Watersports Piss Play Gag Review
If you’re looking for a gag to force your partner to drink whatever fluids you want, your…
John Thomas Toys Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being…
MagBound: Simple, Safe, and Reliable Self-Bondage
Self-bondage is hard to do; or rather, it’s hard to do reliably, and safely. Coming up with…
Hazel the Werewolfess from Bad Dragon Review
If you’re new to the world of sex toys, you’re probably not familiar with Bad Dragon. The…
The $15 Time Lock Makes Self-Bondage Super Easy
Update: Our device broke a few months later, so it’s hard to recommend for durability. Instead, we…
The Shocking Truth About Cheap “Silicone” Sex Toys from China
Good quality sex toys can be ridiculously expensive, especially considering many of them are just moulded blobs…
F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine Review
I’ve left this review for historical purposes only. If you landed here via search, I’d suggest you…
Razor the Doberman from Bad Dragon Review
For furries or just those with more animalistic fantasies, Bad Dragon offers a more fulfilling and tantalising…