The Kinky Cobra will slither right in and pleasure you with textures you’ve never felt before, driving you to hyssss-terics. Don’t worry though, the Kinky Cobra from Hankey’s Toys has been thoroughly defanged and is ribbed for your pleasure.

I’m testing out the Medium/Large version of the Kinky Cobra, and have been using it anally. Check out a video version of this review below if you’d rather watch it!

Sss-style and Design

The Kinky Cobra is unmistakably cobra-like, with a small, realistic pulled-back head that bursts out to a wide, flat, flared neck. Look at it from the side, and you wouldn’t even notice it.

But from the front, the terror of your impending stretch becomes all too real.

hankeys toy kinky cobra underside view of neck

Once his neck is in and you’ve been thoroughly stuffed, the girth of the main shaft then rounds out again, with a large ribbed texture on the underside and a smaller scaley texture everywhere else. A few inches later, you’ll hit a bulbous knot just before the base (where it’s probably swallowed a mouse). For texture lovers, there’s so much to explore and enjoy here.

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I opted for the signature red color, but you’ll find a full range of 20+ colors available, plus optional upgrades to duotone or marbled. As with all Hankey’s Toys, the Kinky Cobra is made from platinum cure silicone—the best kind available. It’s easy to clean, though you may need a soft brush to remove any bits that can get lodged in those deeper crevices. Alternatively, it’s safe to boil with a bit of bleach (if you have a pot big enough)—or even throw it in the dishwasher (without a tablet).

Sizing: Bigger Than You Think

You’ll need to be careful of the maximum width of that Cobra neck because, at least in medium firmness, it’s entirely unforgiving. At the time I ordered, there were only two firmness choices, but now there is a midway between medium firm and 40% soft. If I were ordering again today, I’d probably choose the 75% option just to make insertion a little easier.

I got this in a Medium/Large, which is the second size up of four, and the maximum circumference near the middle is listed as 8.1”—but again, that’s more pronounced because it doesn’t quite tell the whole story of that wide neck.  8.1 inches as a circle is more manageable than 8.1 inches flattened out, because it gets wider as it’s squished down. Even if—like me—you thought, “Oh, I can take 8.1 inches easy”, it’s still going to really stretch you. I wouldn’t say order a size down than normal, just be ready to be pushed to your limit, and then some.

On this Medium/Large, there’s a total of 10 inches insertable length, but it ranges from 8.5 on the smallest to 12.75 insertable on the largest XXL size; and from 6.75 inches circumference to 10.75 inches.

Experience

The tapered head enters easily, but without a moment’s notice, you’ll have your cheeks spread asunder. I found it was ever so slightly too broad for me, but it naturally twisted to slide in vertically, and once it was in, I could rotate it back again. If you are able to spread wide enough, you might still wince a little on the way out as those outer scales make their presence known again.

You’ll be screaming with delight as you feel the muscle ligaments and scaley details push and pull your tight little hole in every direction.

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Although you can opt for a Vaculock cavity on the base for use with a fucking machine or other accessories or fit it into a heavy-duty strap-on, I’d recommend playing with this one manually so you can enjoy every inch at a comfortable pace.

Can You Charm The Kinky Cobra?

The texture details on the Kinky Cobra are stunning, and if you want a varied and exciting experience from your toys rather yet another big cock, you will love this one. It’s definitely a unique entry in our collection and one that will be enjoyed for a lifetime to come, just perhaps not every day.

hankeys toys kinky cobra detailed textures view

There’s a lot to love about the design, but it’s not an easy dildo to tackle by any means. If you want a more relaxed fuck, or a smooth stretch, or something specifically curved to hit the prostate, or something for pegging, this one isn’t for you.

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