Rockman from Nothosaur Toys can be found in the deepest, darkest dwarven fortress caves caressing his beloved gemstones and ore, occasionally surfacing to drink in the local tavern and ravage a topsider. But don’t be deceived; he has a gentle nature and a jovial attitude.
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Design
Rockman is an absolute unit of a dwarf cock, with a pronounced head and glans and even a little piercing ring on the tip to titillate your prostate. Following the fat shaft down—which is barely able to contain the engorged pulsating veins within—you’ll find an impressive pair of balls, complemented by these dense curls of public hair. It’s a magnificent specimen by any standard, but I think a little more detailing on the base would have been good. To me, the thick curls of hair look a little too worm-like rather than hairy, but that’s my only complaint in an otherwise outstanding dildo.
Seen here in Flesh color, Rockman is also available in signature Mossy Green, or you can go completely custom with a range of solid, marble, and mixed colorways. They’re all unique pours, so no two will ever be the same.
Rockman is available in five sizes, and you’re seeing the middle of those here, in Large. From S to XXL, the smallest is 3.1 inches insertable and 1.6 inches diameter, while the XXL is 7.8 inches insertable and 2.9 inches diameter.
Sadly, there’s no cum tube option for Rockman, but you can opt for a Vaculock-compatible cavity in the base as we did, so you can easily use it with a strap-on or fucking machine.
How Does it Feel?
In use, Rockman feels incredible. As someone who doesn’t do a lot of depth play, I appreciate shorter, stubbier dildos, and Rockman offers a lot of excitement there. From the piercing on the tip to the pulled-back foreskin that creates two delicious ridges, down the rippling muscle-bound shaft, to the curls around the balls… it feels amazing. And because it’s quite stubby, you can easily go balls deep.
One thing to note is the standard firmness offered by Nothosaur Toys is on the softer side, which I prefer. It definitely makes it more forgiving, but you will have your own preference, so be warned, if you don’t like soft toys, then go for the harder firmness even if you might usually opt for standard from other manufacturers. Personally I love the squish. Made of platnium-cure silicone (and Nothosaur is one of the few manufacturers that has posted their SGS test results), Rockman is completely body-safe. While silicone toys are usually easy to clean, the sheer amount of textures on Rockman means you might need to take a little care than usual, but as always, soap and water will get the job done—or it can be boiled with a dash of bleach if you need to remove smells.
If you own as many silicone toys as I do, you’ll know that not all silicone surface molds are alike, and some don’t seem to last as long or be as slippery when lubed up. I found Rockman was extra slippery when lubed up, and remained so; this is usually the case with softer silicones, and especially with marbled mixes (and in this case, it’s both).
You can pick up Rockman now in an underground tavern near you at Nothosaur.com, starting from $70 in small or $150 as reviewed in large. Use the code “sextoydb” for 10% off!