Meet Ram, the extra-long, ribbed dildo from Greedy Cluster Toys. Available in five sizes—ranging from Small at 11.2 inches to jaw-dropping OMG size at 20.3 inches—this toy is big by anyone’s standards. Even the smallest size would be a challenge for most, but what makes Ram truly special? Well, it’s dual-density—a feature that’s surprisingly rare in the world of fantasy toys.
Today, we’re diving deep into this fantastical dual-density cock from Greedy Cluster (or should that be it’s diving deep into us?) Spoiler alert: it’s jumped straight to the top of my favorite toys list, and that’s no small feat considering how many cocks I test-drive each year. Let’s take a closer look!
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Packaging
Let’s briefly mention packaging because it’s always a concern when ordering from an unfamiliar company. GreedyCluster shipped in a plain-looking box covered with green wrapping. They must have a local distributor or forwarder in the UK, because there was no customs label on the package and no duty to pay. Your postie will have no idea that there’s a gorgeous giant cock in the box.
What Makes Dual-Density So Special?
For those unfamiliar, dual-density means the toy combines both soft and firm elements. Typically, softer dildos are more comfortable and forgiving, but they can be unfuckable because they bend and squish too much, limiting you to handheld use. On the other hand, firmer dildos are more rigid and thrustable but lack that luxurious, forgiving feel.
Dual-density dildos offer the best of both worlds: a soft outer layer for comfort and a firm inner core for rigidity. This makes them not only fuckable but also more realistic in feel. That said, Ram isn’t exactly going for realism—it has a demonic, otherworldly vibe. If Beelzebub himself were to show up and fuck me, this is what he’d be packing.
Finding dual-density dildos, especially in body-safe silicone, is like navigating a minefield. Many manufacturers use materials with fancy names that sound like silicone but aren’t. These are often thermoplastic elastomers (TPE), which aren’t body-safe. They can harbor bacteria, react with other toys, or even melt over time. So, when shopping for dual-density toys, you need to be extra careful.
I’ll admit, I was skeptical going into this review. Ram doesn’t look like the kind of toy that would be dual-density, but Greedy Cluster has pulled it off beautifully.
The Greedy Cluster Dual-Density Range
Not all Greedy Cluster toys are dual-density—only the Ram, Phat, Harness, and DP models currently offer this feature. Even then, dual-density is only available in single-color options. Mixed-color pours apparently can’t be produced this way due to manufacturing complexities.
The Ram I’m reviewing comes in a stunning glittery bronze color called “Rust.” It’s absolutely gorgeous and catches the light in the most mesmerizing way. There’s a discreet inset GC logo in the base.
Size and Specs
We tested the Ram in the “Meh” size, which is one step up from Small. Even this size has a mid-shaft diameter of 6.5 cm (2.6 inches), while the smallest size starts at 5.5 cm (2.2 inches). The OMG size, however, is a whopping 10 cm (4 inches) in diameter—basically human arm territory.
The Ram is made from body-safe silicone, which is delightfully smooth and doesn’t require much lube to get slick and slippery. Cleaning is a breeze—just pop it in the dishwasher on a hot cycle (no washing tablet, though).
Usability and Design
One thing to note: the Ram doesn’t have a vac-u-lock hole. Instead, it comes with a built-in suction cup. The firm core extends into the base, making the suction incredibly strong. However, even the Meh size has an enormous base, which can be a challenge if you’re trying to attach it to a fucking machine.
If you do have a machine that can handle this beast, you’ll need strong bands and conformal tape to secure it to the suction plate attachment. Even the oversized plate from Hismith wasn’t big enough for this toy.
We tried it both in the shower and using a heavy-duty strap-on, which both worked fantastically.
The Good, the Bad, and the Pricey
The Ram is a spectacular toy that combines fuckability with a deliciously soft outer layer. It’s not completely textureless—there are delightful ribs along the shaft—but it maintains a gentle, smooth taper overall.
My only gripe? The product page lists five color options, but one of them (the Lava color) isn’t available in dual-density. This isn’t clearly stated on the site, and I only found out through a rep. Greedy Cluster needs to shout louder about their dual-density options—it’s a key feature!
As for the price, dual-density manufacturing adds to the cost. The Ram starts at $140 for the Small size, $200 for the Meh size (as reviewed), and goes up to $500 for the OMG size. Yes, it’s a lot for a chunk of silicone, but this is no ordinary chunk—it’s a gorgeous, squishy masterpiece I could play with all day.
Ram from Greedy Cluster is a standout dual-density dildo that delivers on both comfort and functionality. Whether you’re a seasoned size queen or just looking for something extraordinary, this toy is worth the investment.
Ram is available now at GreedyCluster.com. And while you’re there, check out their fun tunnel plugs—I’ll be reviewing those next time.