Alright, let’s talk about the GreedyHole Combo Set—the Tunnel Plug 01 and the Stopper 00. Because honestly? This thing is fucking weird. But weird in a way that kind of gets under your skin and makes you want to keep coming back to it. It’s not just a plug. It’s not even a normal hollow plug. It’s a soft, stretchy, floppy organic meaty-looking silicone anal pleasure tool. And it’s glorious.
Available in three sizes (Meh, Huge, and Wowking), we tested out the Meh. The key measurement is the knot, which ranges from 6.6cm (2.6 inches) on the in width on the Meh size, to 10.3cm (4 inches) on Wowking.
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First Look: Soft. So Soft.
I pulled the Tunnel Plug 01 out of the bag and just sort of stared at it for a moment, wondering how the hell it was supposed to go in, stay in, or do anything at all. The knotted base is thick and chunky—but the real surprise was the texture.
It’s absurdly soft. Like, “I folded it in half by accident while trying to lube it” soft. It has almost no structural integrity when it’s not inside you, which is either a massive turn-on or a total dealbreaker depending on what you’re into. Personally? I kind of loved how indecent it felt. It’s like trying to shove a deflated balloon into your hole and hoping it figures itself out once it’s in there.
Compared to something like the GreedyHole 03, which has a proper backbone, this thing is a wobbly little freak. But that’s exactly what makes it hot.
Insertion: A Humbling Experience
Getting this thing in is not graceful. There’s no taper, no polite point of entry—just a gaping tunnel and a fat base that dares you to try. It’s not plug-and-play, it’s plug-and-pray.
You have to fold it up a bit, kind of like a taco, and guide it in slowly. You’ll probably swear at it. I definitely did. But once you get past that first bit and the knot starts to stretch you out? It slides in like it belongs there. And then it locks in, and you’re left wondering why more plugs don’t feel like they’re about to swallow you.
The feeling is obscene in the best way—like being stuffed with something that shouldn’t fit but does, and now you’ve got to sit there and take it.
The Stopper 00: A Weird Little Shit That Somehow Works
So then there’s the Stopper 00, which looks like a geometry student’s final project and feels like it’s trying to have a purpose but hasn’t quite figured out what that is. It’s just as soft as the plug, with a strange patterned shape and what looks like a suction cup on the bottom. Spoiler: the suction cup is decorative at best.
Get the plug in first, then slide the stopper to seal the tunnel. You’ll need lube; lots of lube. Silicone-on-silicone doesn’t glide well without it, but once you get it in, it does its job surprisingly well. It kind of tucks into a little pocket made by the knot, and once it’s there, it stays. I haven’t had it pop out or slide too deep—not yet, anyway.
It’s surprisingly satisfying to lock the whole thing down. Like sealing off a perverted little pressure chamber in your arse.
When It’s In: Oh Yes, You Dirty Bastard
This is where the magic happens.
The knot gives that perfect “fuck, I’m stretched” feeling without feeling like you’re about to rip in half. It’s intense, but still comfy enough to move around with.
And the tunnel? Whether you’re getting fucked through it, pouring something in, or just sticking a few fingers in there (or a fist, in the larger sizes) for the hell of it, it’s got that open-all-hours, meat-puppet fantasy vibe.
The softness makes it even filthier. It moves with you. Grind on it, squirm, clench—whatever you do, it responds like it’s alive. You can fuck through it, but fair warning: the walls do collapse. Depending on your mood, the extra squish might be delightful for the dick-wielder.
If you’re playing with liquids… it’s going to get messy. And let’s be honest—that’s probably why you bought it in the first place.
Ready to Gape?
The GreedyHole Combo Set is chaotic, ridiculous, and completely worth the trouble if you like your toys kinky, squishy, and slightly absurd. It’s not beginner-friendly. It’s not convenient. But fuck me if it isn’t fun.
If you want something structured and easy, go grab the GreedyHole 03 instead and have a nice time. But if you want to stretch yourself, struggle a bit, and then be rewarded with one of the filthiest sensations going? This is your toy.
You’ll curse it the first time. You’ll laugh at how stupid you feel trying to get it in. And then one day, it’ll slide into place like it was made for you, and you’ll realise you’re hooked.
It’s available now at GreedyCluster.com. While you’re there, check out the dual-density RAM dildo. I’ve got a review of that beast too, so go have a read when you’re done cleaning up.