Got a hungry hole? Love a good bit of girth so much, but also want to bottom out and be able to take it balls deep? Bit greedy, aren’t you! Generally, you can’t have both; the wider you get, the taller the dildo tends to be. Not so with Thicky Nicky from Hankey’s Toys. You can now have the best of both worlds with an enormously girthy shaft, and not so much length that you wouldn’t be able to take it all, but still feel those delightful balls as you get to the base of this delicious realistic dildo.

Design and Sizing

Shown here in large, which is actually the smallest of the four sizes offered, Thicky Nicky has a circumference of 7.5 inches at the rim of the head (or 2.4 inches in diameter), 9.5 inches at the widest point in the middle, and a mere 6.75 inches insertable length. But Thicky Nicky goes up to the 4XL size, which has a 10.25-inch insertable length and a widest circumference of 14.25 inches in the middle.

One important point is that if you want to use this for pegging, you can opt for a Vac-u-lock cavity, but I dont think it’ll be enough to hold it, at least not any larger than large.

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Hankey’s Toys sells a heavy-duty strap-on that can be used with this, as demonstrated here, combined with the 3-inch strap-on ring. The larger models would require an optional larger ring, and would potentially be too heavy anyway.

thicky nicky hankeys toys wearing in strap on ready for a good fuck

I opted for this in dark brown because I’m a sucker for BBC, and I also went for the firmer of the two options that were available at the time. There are more options added since then, so if soft is too soft and hard is too hard, you now have two additional firmness choices in between. If in doubt, go for a medium firm.

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As for design, Thicky Nicky features a pronounced cut head that tapers out quickly but pops in nicely. He also has realistic skin and vein details; the shaft has no surprises, just thick, tasty bulk. It’s a little more stout in the middle compared to the base, but not by a lot. It is apparently molded from an anonymous model, and the realism shows, but I assume it was scaled up otherwise… just, wow.

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The enormous ball sack at the base also helps keep it steady during use if you’re just mounting it on a floor.

When it comes to cleanup, since thicky Nicky is made of premium grade platinum cure silicone, it’s super easy to rinse off with a little soap and water; my preference is just to take him into the shower with me, though for some reason, my showers end up being about an hour long when he’s with me. Alternatively if you find some unwanted smells accumulating, you might be able to get him into a big enough pan with a spot of bleach and boiling water, or the dishwasher is also an option; just dont use a tablet.

Ready for Thicky Nicky?

If you want girth but not length, something you can bottom out on and feel the balls smashing into you whether for solo play or pegging, Thicky Nicky is waiting to pound your ass—and he ain’t fucking around. You’re gonna get stretched.

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But it won’t be right for everyone; even in the smallest size, it’s a real challenge, so dont let your eyes be greedier than your hole can manage, and if you want some more targeted p-spot stimulation, the straight shaft just isn’t going to do it for you. Instead, you should look at something more like the Captain’s Hook, which will bend you in ways you didn’t know were possible while still being nice and girthy.

You’ll find Thicky Nicky and hundreds of other designs in your choice of color from MrHankeysToys.com.