Thundr the War Horse is a vibrating and thrusting massive horse cock dildo made of silky smooth silicone from Juliet Toys. Are you ready to take this stallion for a ride and see if you can tame him?
Thundr arrives in a generic black box inside a generic brown cardboard box wrapped with generic green plastic. In the UK, it also arrived from a local distributor, so there is no need to worry about your postman handing over a package with “MASSIVE THRUSTING HORSE COCK” on the customs label, or additional charges to pay.
If you do decide to buy one (or anything else from JulietToys), use discount code “sextoydb” for 15% off at checkout!
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Design and Features
Thundr is a pretty standard equine dildo shape in mostly plain black silicone, but does feature a nice white banding just above the balls that gives it some well-needed character.
It comes in one size only, which measures 6cm or 2.4-inch diameter at the widest, and 26cm (10.2 inches) in insertable length. The shaft is mostly smooth and the circumference doesn’t change much all the way down. That’s enough for all but the greediest of holes, but it might be a little too big if you’re used to smaller, realistic cocks. Below, you can see it next to what’s usually sold as an 8-inch.
The outer shell is entirely silicone, and a soft, smooth silicone at that; it doesn’t seem to stick to everything like some toys can, and a little lube goes a long way with this. While the main shaft has a squishy outer layer, there is a solid core to provide the thrusting mechanism, so it can’t bend much. The head is squishy and will provide a soft landing in case the thrusting extends too much and hits the back.
On the base you’ll find a strong suction cup and in my experience it stuck well to shower tiles, requiring a good bit of force to rip it off; enough to last the overnight stress test and easily enough for you to wriggle around during playtime. You can also use it handheld of course, or with a suction cup adaptor for a fucking machine if you wanted some kind of random double thrusting experience.
But the main selling point of Thundr is not the design, it’s the additional features. After charging from the small port on the base you’ll find Thundr offers thursting and vibrating modes, 7 of each in fact. The power button is hidden on the side of the base.
The vibrations came from just below the tip of the shaft, right where they’re needed internally, and they’re nice and rumbly.
A remote control is included, and while the power button on Thunder gives you seven preset modes, you’ll need to use the remote if you want to control the vibration and thrusting individually, or to disable either—all the preset modes on the toy itself include both functions.
It is shower-safe but not bath-safe; the charging hole is on the base, so when it’s suction locked on a tile, it’s fine, but if you were to tip this up and submerge it in water, there’s a chance it would leak inside.
Thundr the War Horse is designed mainly for vaginal play for those who want something a little larger than average. And for that, it’s fantastic. For anal play, I found the shaft was a little too hard and inflexible though, and it didn’t quite have the thrusting power needed. If I clamped down on it or went at the wrong angle, it would slow. The vibrations add a nice dimension no matter which hole you’re using it in, and I especially love that it needs so little lube.
What I love About Thundr
- It’s a beautifully smooth silicone oversized horse cock with some good squish on the tip.
- It has a strong suction cup on the base for versatile play options, and even connecting to a fucking machine later if you want to upgrade your experience.
- And it has the built thrusting and vibrating features with strong rumbly vibes and smooth thrusting. It’s not got a long stroke length, of course, nor does the thrusting go particularly fast, so unless you usually cum from penetration, the thrusting action alone won’t cut it—but it is a nice addition to the experience.
Thundr is available from JulietToys.com for $130, and considering you’d easily pay more than that for a similar size and design from somewhere else that doesn’t have the vibration or thrusting … that seems like really great value. Even better, you can use discount code “sextoydb” for 15% off at checkout!