You might already have one of those massage guns (“fascia gun”, as some places call them) — they’re fantastic for deep tissue massage with various hard and soft attachments, and can cost as little as $50. But you might not know that a $5 attachment can turn it into one of the most powerful male masturbators you’ve ever tried.
I grabbed three cheap attachments from AliExpress; scroll down to see the results, and which I felt was the best. And if you don’t already have, grab one of these massage guns from the link below.
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Test 1: The Head Octopus
Our first test device is a simple multi-pronged silicone massager, designed to envelop the head of your cock. It’s soft, smooth, adapts to any size cock, and provides a good range of sensations and usage options. It’s ripe for experimentation, and costs as little as $7.
But for hands-free solo use, it can be awkward; it needs to be held above your cock, or the angle is wrong and you’ll slip out. That’s fine if you have another pair of hands to play with you.
Did I come? No. But it was good fun.
Test 2: The Ring Pull
The Ring Pull is a basic ring of silicone designed to go around the base of your head. This creates a lateral movement in your penis, most similar to what a traditional vibrator would do, but in a much more targeted and powerful way.
In that respect, it’s the closest you’ll get to the most powerful vibrator you’ve ever tried. And it’s ridiculously effective (at least, for me it was). Time to come? 1 minute 22 seconds.
Test 3: The Premium Cup
The last option is on the more premium side, at $30. It’s a classic masturbator cup, albeit one that jiggles on the end of a massage gun, so think of it as our “control” sample. The combined cost of a massage gun and the premium cup attachment is still significantly less than most male vibrators or automated mastubators, however.
The masturbator cup is extremely tight, and won’t be suitable for everyone. As someone on the small side, it fit like a glove, but I needed lots of lube.
The Premium Cup option is nice for a tight squeeze, but the sheer bulk of it makes it much harder to use. The connector isn’t quite long enough, and it hammers against the massage gun with an annoying clacking sound. It’s certainly effective: the tight squeeze and full shaft stimulation can make me cum in less than a minute! Though, that doesn’t include the lubing up time, squeezing in, and fiddling around to get the connector to stay in place, all of which is uneccesasary with the other options. So while it eventually offered a great sensation, cups are best used with a fucking machine or automated stroker, not a vibrating massage gun.
Are these safe?
I’ve tested all the attachments over the past month, and had no ill effects, other than making regular vibrators feel positively pathetic. In the long term, however, just like a “death grip” when masturbating, any overuse of a vibration device is likely to desensitize you. I’d recommend not using your massage gun to masturbate every time; variety is the spice of life, after all.
Massage guns don’t have a massive amount of travel (stroke length) — anywhere from around 8mm to 14mm — so as long as you’re not pushing and pulling your dick in contorted ways, it’s not going to cause any physical damage.
In terms of material safety, two of the attachments are silicone; the safest material you can get for any sex toy. The masturbator cup is TPR, which like all TPR toys has a soft, skin-like texture, but can’t be fully cleaned or sanitized. TPR is a porous material, which means it can trap bacteria within. While this is generally for a penetrable toy (it’s what all Fleshlights are made of), it has a limited lifespan, and should never be used an insertable.
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For the fastest possible cum, the Ring Pull is a clear winner once you factor in setup time; not that having an orgasm in record time is ever the goal, but we have to be scientifically about something here. It’s a simple and elegant design, with two sizes available it should fit most cocks. I found it be the most stimulating and easy to use, without needing to hold the massager in an awkward position — you can just rest it on your belly.
For use with partner, the Head Octopus style is the best. You can use it in a variety of ways, and back off the stimulation levels as needed for the ultimate tease. For solo use I found it was more awkward, and ultimately wasn’t stimulating enough to make me orgasm.
I’d avoid the masturbator cup attachment entirely. It’s not worth it, it’s awkward to use, you probably won’t fit if you’re above average, and it’s incredibly noisy. But the other two are a brilliant, cheap addition to your toy box for a quick orgasm or tease.