I get to play with a lot of dildos; enough that “DIY dildo storage systems” is probably one of my top Google search queries. But even with a vast selection to choose from, I still have my favorites; my go-to cocks that I come back to when I actually want to be fucked silly and not just test in the name of science. These are my top 5, and this is entirely self-indulgent. I’ve not themed the list around anything other than “I fucking love these ones” — maybe you will too.
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The Dongkinger (QUTOYS)
A replica of none other than the Dongkinger, this magnificent beast from QUTOYS isn’t just a gorgeously realistic cock, complete with slight curve and veiny details — it’s also dual-density, and at $100, is remarkably good value for such a lot of dong (though you can use my code “Tigerlily” to get 10% off). Read (and watch) my full review.
Ram (GreedyCluster)
The GreedyCluster Ram is a ribbed and lightly tapered but otherwise unremarkable texture-wise cock, so why is it here—and at number 1, no less? Simple: it’s dual-density body-safe silicone. In fact, it’s the only “fantasy” dual-density big dildo I’ve ever come across. You can find a few realistic cocks (many of which aren’t silicone), but nothing to match the Ram in either size or looks.
With the comfort of the soft outer layer and super-squishy head, plus the rigidity of the firmer inner core, and a super-strong suction cup for shower fun, this one ticks all the boxes for me. It’s just fucking good fun, and it comes in a range of sizes to suit every taste.
The manufacturing process dictates that dual-density is only available in single colors (the mixed colorway you see on the sales page is not dual-density), but I’m not sure why they aren’t shouting louder about this feature. The only downside is the price: starting at $120 for the smallest, and going all the up to $500 for the largest 20-inch monster, it ain’t cheap.
Hunter Jack with Cumtube (Nothosaur Toys)
Hunter Jack is a gorgeous equine cock with a classic flared head that’s hard to get in, but divine when it does. With realistic coloration, it’s all about the feeling and the fantasy element here.
The cumtube addition is both fun and incredibly useful, and something I wish more dildos had; I have a separate page specifically for top squirting dildos. Especially with a toy designed to go deep like Hunter Jack, having lube on tap means not having to stop your session every five minutes to re-lube. It’s even better when you combine it with an automatic lube launcher from Hismith, which squirts and spooges through you at the touch of a button (or on a timer if you use the app).
Canter, The Double-Ended Fantasy Dildo (Juliet Toys)
Double-ended dildos aren’t anything new, but you’ve probably never seen one like this before. On one end of Canter is a meaty equine cock with a delicious flared head; on the other is a shorter, slimmer canine cock, but with an enormous knot. Although it runs on the small size for experienced players, Canter is great for beginners who want a challenging 2-in-1 fantasy toy that they or their partner can easily grab hold of.
It’s made of deliciously slick silicone that needs only a little lube, and offers a great wet look to enhance your fantasy play.
Pod (John Thomas Toys)
This was one I reviewed for CaraSutra, so the link above will take you there for the full review. Pod is a visually stunning pink and black tongue that plays straight into my Genestealer fantasies—so much so that it inspired me to write an erotic story about it.
Technically, it’s a “stretcher”— a strongly tapered dildo that’s easy to insert and designed to stretch you out rather than offer textural interest. As such, it’s great to start any session, and it provides some depth play, too, with that wildly probing tongue tip.
Honorable Mentions
Previous winners that might have pushed off the top 5, or just toys I really want to highlight as something special.
Kohana, The Ovipositor (Nothosaur Toys)
Kohana is an alien tentacle with a large cavity running down the middle, perfect for alien impregnation fantasies. Once it’s in, you push through alien eggs (either silicone for vaginal, gelatin for anal play) using the supplied rod, and “lay” them in you. It’s not a daily-use dildo, admittedly (it takes a day to make eggs that are safe for anal play), but it is a favorite for the sheer novelty factor. You can leave the eggs in as they melt away and create a gooey mess inside you, or keep resisting as you squirt them out. Such fun!