QUTOYS Dongkinger Replica Dildo Review: That’s a Lot of Dong
There are realistic dildos, and then there are replica dildos. The distinction is important. Most supposedly realistic…
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MrLSexDoll Bonnie Review: Furry Futa Cowgirl Is UDDERLY Ridiculous
I must admit, coming into this review, “furry futa cowgirl waifu” was not exactly top of my…
VVD Rider Go Finger Vibe Review
The Rider Go from VVD is, on the surface of it, a fairly generic-looking vibrator, though the…
Kliclok, Quick Air, XLR, and Vac-u-Lock Explained
Shopping for a decent thrusting sex machine is hard; it’s not helped by the fact every manufacturer…
Funzze Strapless Strap-On Review: This “Clit Tapping” Feature is INSANE
The Funzze Strapless Strap-On doesn’t stray far from the usual strapless design, but it does pack some…
Give in to Your Demons: The Devil Dick by KinkStore Review
Not all demons need to be hunted; some ought to be freely invited in to ravage you…
Abyss II Dildo Review: All Your Hentai Tentacle Dreams Come True
If you’ve ever dreamed of being probed by a creature from the deep, Abyss II from Nothosaur…
Nothosaur “Banner” Dildo Review: Move Along Marvel, Nothing to See Here
Meet Banner, the glow-in-the-dark humanoid cock from Nothosaur Toys. With its pulsing veins filled with mutant blood,…
Nothosaur Yrdeno: A Heavy-Duty Strap-On Harness for The Biggest of Beasts
The Nothosaur Yrdeno (pronounced year-deeno) isn’t just any old strap-on harness—it’s built for those who crave power,…
Ein, The Unicorn Dildo Review
Ein is not just a toy—it’s a story, a work of art, and a seriously textured unicorn…
Ram, The Dual Density Fantasy Dildo from Greedy Cluster
Meet Ram, the extra-long, ribbed dildo from Greedy Cluster Toys. Available in five sizes—ranging from Small at…
My Favorite Dildos
I get to play with a lot of dildos; enough that “DIY dildo storage systems” is probably…
Thundr: The Vibrating, Thrusting Massive Horse Dildo
Thundr the War Horse is a vibrating and thrusting massive horse cock dildo made of silky smooth…
Canter: The Double-Ended Dog and Horse Dildo That’s Double the Fun
Canter is a double-ended dildo with a tantalizing twist: one end is a knotted canine dildo, and…
Move over Rabbit, It’s the Year of the Snail (..Vibe)
TL;DR Features a unique uncurling shell, allowing simultaneous internal thrusting and consistent clitoral stimulation. Made from smooth,…
Nothosaur Graemen Review: Join With This Glorious Wolf-Human Hybrid Knotted Cock
Graemen, from Nothosaur, is a classic knotted dildo design, available in four sizes, and with or without…
Qingnan Handheld Vibrating Thrusting Dildo Review: Retro-Futuristic Vibes and Plenty of Power
The Qingnan #9 Handheld Vibrating and Rotating Sex Machine is an innovative and powerful device in many…
Hismith 11.2″ Ejaculating Horse Dildo Review: Fat, Long, and Hard
Sometimes you just want to be fucked hard, and deep—and while Hismith offers a range of realistic,…
The Top 5 Squirting Dildos in 2026 to Simulate Ejaculation
Squirting, ejaculating, or “cum tube” dildos feature a tube down the center, letting you simulate ejaculation—either through…
Hismith 11.8″ Realistic Extra Long Ejaculating Dildo Review
A realistic design for hard and deep play, the Hismith 11.8-inch realistic “extra length” ejaculating cock offers…
Nothosaur Kohana Ovipositor Review: The Ultimate Alien Impregnation Fantasy Dildo
If you fantasize about having alien eggs impregnated into you (who doesn’t?), then I have the dildo…
Hankey’s Toys: Seahorse XS Review
Hankey’s Toys are well known for their ludicrously oversized monster cocks, which are typically designed for anal…
Hankey’s Toys: Handyman Buttplug Review
Don’t get me wrong: I’m a keen DIYer. But sometimes, you need to admit defeat and call…
Hankey’s Toys: Scimitar Dildo Review
The Scimitar from Mr Hankey’s Toys is a dildo like no other—full of curves and scales and…