Hankey’s Toys are well known for their ludicrously oversized monster cocks, which are typically designed for anal use, but today I’m taking a look at something more reasonably sized from their XS (Extra Small) range. If you ever looked at some of the Hankey’s Toys range and thought, “That’s an awesome design, but the smallest size would tear me asunder”, then the XS range is for you.
This magnificent oceanic specimen is the XS Seahorse in a super cute bubblegum pink. And just like this totally realistic render of an actual pink seahorse (if it wasn’t obvious, this image is AI generated), the Seahorse XS dildo is entirely accurate and lifelike.
Well, in terms of texture, anyway. The Seahorse from Hankey’s Toys is cock-shaped in the traditional sense, with a gentle upward curve, pronounced head, and realistic ball sack; yet the shaft is covered with the same caged lattice structure of an actual seahorse, and it’s an textual delight. Visually though, it’s a bit of a weird mashup of concepts.
Unfortunately, unlike most of Hankey’s Toys, the slimmer structure means you can’t opt for a Vac-u-lock compatible cavity on the base. In this case, that’s an entirely normal insertable length of 6.75 inches and a circumference in the middle of 5.5 inches. On top of that, there’s no suction cup either; the base is completely flat. That means there’s no easy way to connect this to a fucking machine, nor any of the usual convenience that a suction cup offers. So, it’s pretty much handheld only, unless you MacGuyver some sort of attachment point out of conformal tape or large rubber bands.
Despite the tenuous connection to a marine animal, if you’re a texture lover, you’re going to love feeling every inch of this unique cock. However, it is very intense, and I’d recommend something on the softer side than what you would typically opt for to tone it down a little. If you’re not a great lover of strong textures, it’s going to be quite a rough experience, so look elsewhere.
Although I struggle to fully recommend the Seahorse XS because of the limited play options, I still think it’s a good option for someone who loves to play manually, but is looking for more from a regular-sized dildo. It’s available now from MrHankeysToys.com for $65.
Just to note, the XS models can be found in a distinct product listing as EXTRA SMALL SERIES. The Seahorse is from series 1, but they have three series’ now, each with about 12 different models. So rather than just choosing another size on the usual Seahorse listing page (which starts at Small), there are no other size choices here.