Sometimes you just want to be fucked hard, and deep—and while Hismith offers a range of realistic, fleshy ejaculating dildos, perhaps you’re not a fan of anything humanoid, and want to try something a little more… exotic. The Hismith 11.2″ ejaculating horse cock with dual-function suction cup and Kliclok connector might be the one for you!
It’s not quite a classic equine design—the tip is more humanoid than flared, so it should insert easily—but along the long, smooth shaft are two skinfold ridges that can serve as marker points to let you know how far down you are. There are some very light, veiny textures, but other than that, it’s a very smooth design in black silicone. That’s perfect for fucking machine adventures, where you generally don’t want a huge amount of textures that can cause friction during fast and deep stimulation.
The silicone is quite firm and unforgiving, which makes up for the lack of texture because it means you’ll feel the light textural details that are present all the more so while maintaining the overall smoothness and ease of insertion.
In terms of sizing, there’s only one size available, and it’s pretty massive, which will be challenging for most people. With 10.2 inches insertable length and a widest circumference of 7.7 inches (or 2.5 inches diameter) just above the base. Meanwhile, it weighs a hefty 1.8lbs, or just under 1kg.
The dual-function part of the name refers to it featuring both a Kliclok adaptor on the base for easy connection to a Hismith Premium fucking machine, and a suction cup—just unscrew the Kliclok adaptor, and the suction cup will stick well to any smooth, flat surface. I left this overnight on a bathroom tile, and it was still there in the morning. Good suction!
The biggest reason to buy the Hismith 11.2″ horse cock over any other generic-looking horse dildos is the inclusion of a cum tube, which is embedded in the middle and comes out on one side (you’d be surprised how many lazily stick the tube in the center of the base, meaning no suction and no fucking machine connectors).
It can be connected to a syringe for manual play, but it’s far better when used with the Hismith Lube Launcher. With that connected, you just load up the lube and press a button for instant ejaculation. It can also be controlled with the Hismith app, with or without a fucking machine connected.
Apart from being super-fun, the Lube Launcher adds a serious element of convenience. You no longer need to stop midway through your session to re-lube everything; just press the button! For depth play this is even more important, as it means you can get the lube right where it’s needed.
Honestly, I can’t imagine playing with any ejaculating dildo without it now. Syringes seem to primitive!
The Hismith 11.2″ horse dildo is available now for $100 from Hismith.com, or £80 from Hismith.co.uk