Not all demons need to be hunted; some ought to be freely invited in to ravage you senseless. The Devil Dick, from the official Kink industries storefront Kinkstore.com, is a sin-sational prime specimen of demonic entity that will delight and torture you in equal measure.
Let’s let the devil in then, and see whether it deserves a spot on your toy shelf.
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Infernal Numbers
The KinkStore doesn’t offer as much customization as you might be used to with fantasy dildos: there’s a size choice, and that’s about it. There’s small, medium, and large; though the large is a massive jump that probably means it should be labeled XL instead. Of course, the lack of customization also means a much lower price than “artisanal” makers.
The insertable length ranges from 5.5 inches, to 6.5… then jumps to 10.5 inches; while the width at the head and shaft is 2,2.5, and 3.5 inches, which translates to a circumference or girth of 6.3, 7.8, and 11 inches. The weight roughly doubles from small to medium at 380g to 780g, and triples again in the jump to large, at a ludicrous 2.2kg.
We were sent the medium to review, which isn’t the largest toy in our box, but also isn’t small by any layperson’s standard. And whether it’s large or not doesn’t matter; it’s so texturally detailed that you’ll feel every ridge, scale, and protrusion all the same.
It’s equipped with a Vac-U-Lock cavity as standard, so it’s compatible with a whole range of accessories, mounting systems, and fucking machines. But you will need an adapter (not supplied) if you just want to suction-cup it to a shower tile.
Devilish Design
The Devil Dick has a single demonic red fading to dark reddish-purple colorway, which is gorgeous, and is on the firm side of medium-firm that allows you to feel the intense sensations with an occasional scream for mercy.
It’s also a texture lover’s dream, with a number of distinctive elements—the devil is really in the details, here.
Firstly, you’ve got a really pointed, tapered tip. It goes in easily, but the pronounced horn of a glans soon pulls back; you’ll really feel that on the outbound stroke. Then on the shaft, the top side if you imagine yourself standing in front of this prince of darkness, is covered with delicate scales. Along the center of the underside, the scales are more ridged; you’re going to feel those a lot more. Perched just beneath the tip on the underside, you’ll also find a tiny bat whose wings extend downwards and wrap right around the sides of this glorious shaft, leaving you with a strongly ridged texture on both sides. The base is a swirling mass of hairy ballsack, and the shaft seems to end in a pointed devil tail, though this bit is purely aesthetic, you won’t feel anything down there.
If I’m honest, I absolutely love the textures it provides, but the overall theme does seem a bit of a mish-mash of ideas. The little bat and the devil tail feel unnecessary, but that’s such a very minor complaint, really.
What Fresh Hell Awaits?
The Devil Dick is understandably a punishing experience for anyone without a truly satanic stamina, but in a good way. You probably aren’t going to plug this on to your fucking machine and turn it up to 11, because you might just rip yourself a fresh new hole straight to the underworld.
So, this is one to take it slow and savor every sinful sinew; you’ll soon be possessed by pleasure. Whether you’re roleplaying an encounter with a succubus or giving your soul up for eternal damnation one inch at a time, the Devil Dick from the Kink store is utterly irresistible.
