Ein is not just a toy—it’s a story, a work of art, and a seriously textured unicorn horn that’s as easy to insert as it is thrilling to use. If you’re looking for something that combines fantasy, functionality, and a touch of the dramatic, Ein might just be your new favorite.
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As always with Nothosaur, your privacy is assured. Ein arrives discreetly packaged in a nondescript cardboard box wrapped in green plastic. There’s no mention of Nothosaur, dildos, unicorn fuckables, or anything remotely NSFW. It’s just you, a box, and the promise of something magical inside.
This review is also available in video form; click on Video Review in the table of contents, or scroll to the end.
Table of Contents
The Tragic Tale of Ein
Let’s talk about Ein’s backstory because it’s a doozy. Originally an angel, Ein fell from grace when God’s wrath punished him for a forbidden love. His wings were broken, his cock ripped asunder, and he was transformed into a stud, left to gallop eternally through the chaos of space-time rifts. (Disclaimer: these images are AI generated, because I can’t take a photo of a cockless horse galloping through fucking space-time rifts)
In a twist of fate, he ended up in the world of Nothosaur, where he became something of a laughing stock. Lacking any original features and unable to pleasure anyone, Ein struggled with his identity. Inside, his hormones raged, leaving him frustrated and increasingly effeminate. Eventually, the pain became too much, and he howled in agony before losing consciousness.
When Ein awoke, he had grown a magnificent horn—a horn that not only symbolized his transformation but also became the key to his release. It’s a dark, poetic tale, but hey, who said fantasy toys couldn’t have depth?
Design and Colorways
Ein comes in two signature colorways: Mirage (a stunning light purple fade to black) and Starlight (a dreamy white to light purple fade). The Mirage version I’m reviewing is absolutely gorgeous, with a gradient that feels both ethereal and edgy. Of course, if you’re feeling creative, Nothosaur offers fully custom color options for Ein, as they do with all their toys.
Size-wise, Ein is available in seven options, ranging from Mini to (triple) XXXL; there’s something for everyone. The model I’m reviewing is the L size, with an insertable length of 9 inches (23 cm) and a maximum shaft diameter of 6.2 cm (2.4 inches). It’s a great middle ground—substantial but not intimidating.
Features and Usability
Ein’s design is as functional as it is beautiful. The horn features a slight taper throughout the shaft, culminating in a small, easy-to-insert tip.
One of the standout features of Ein is its knobbly texture. The shaft is covered in ridges that deliver intense stimulation with every stroke. Whether you’re using it manually or with a machine, you’ll feel every ridge in the most delicious way.
Speaking of machines, Ein doesn’t come with a cum tube option, but it does have a vac-u-lock hole in the base. I opted for this feature specifically to test it with my Hismith Premium fucking machine, and let me tell you—it was mind-blowing. The combination of Ein’s tapered tip, generous length, and those incredible ridges made for an experience that was nothing short of magical.
Who Is Ein For?
If you’re a fan of texture, Ein is a must-try. The ridges are pronounced enough to be stimulating but not so aggressive that they’re overwhelming. The tapered tip makes insertion easy, even for beginners, while the length and girth provide plenty of depth for size enthusiasts.
Ein is also perfect for anyone who loves a good fantasy toy with a story. It’s not just a dildo—it’s a conversation piece, a work of art, and a testament to Nothosaur’s commitment to creativity and quality. It’s a gateway to another world with its stunning design, thoughtful features, and rich backstory.
So, is it time to let this graceful stallion loose on your holes? I think it might be.
Ein is available now at Nothosaur’s website, where you can choose your size, color, and customization options. And while you’re there, don’t forget to check out their other fantastical creations. (Use code sextoydb for 10% off at checkout)