UPDATE: The Lube Launcher 2.0 is now available, and fixes everything that we criticised in this model. Read or watch the full review of the Lube Launcher 2.0 here.
The Hismith Lube Launcher is a comically powerful automatic lubricant dispenser designed for attachment to a Hismith fucking machine—but there’s no reason you can’t use it elsewhere for pegging or just having fun with your dildo. The only requirement is that you have a cumtube-equipped or ejaculating dildo, as well copious amounts of lube to fill it with. It’s available now directly from Hismith for $100 (or £99 in the UK), and I think it’s an essential upgrade.
Table of Contents
How to Use the Lube Launcher
Taking a closer look at the lube launcher, you’ll see it’s a pretty simple device, measuring around 4.5cm wide, 25cm long, and 8cm tall. In the box, you get the launcher itself, a clamp attachment for your fucking machine, and a USB-C cable to charge it. That’s right, add it to the list of sex toys you need to charge.
On the underside of the lube launcher is a twist cap. Unscrew that to fill it up—you can use a funnel or squirting bottle—then screw it back on securely. Don’t worry too much if you spill; there are no sensitive bits at the front. A small window on the side shows how full it is.
Hold down the only button for a second or two to activate the power, then press again to fire! It holds approximately 70ml, so it’s not a massive reservoir, but enough for most sessions. How much comes out with each press and far it travels depends on how thick your lubricant is. Very thick lube will only dribble out—not that it matters if it’s inside you and being used for convenience. For a more dramatic effect for fun and videos, you should water down your lube a little, which is easy if it’s water-based.
It feels like a single ejaculation worth, and you can rapid-fire, too: press the button quickly in succession, and it’ll only take 30 seconds to empty the reservoir if you were determined. Unfortunately, because the reservoir cap is on the underside and the tube is fixed, you can’t use it upside down, attach a larger reservoir, or extend the tube. The average user shouldn’t need to refill it during a session, though, and even those with hentai inclinations should be able to satisfy their bukkake fantasies.
It also comes out with a good bit of force, thanks to using a mechanical hydraulic system rather than a dosing pump. In fact, I’m pretty sure this is the same mechanism used in the new breed of water pistols and machine guns that you’ll find on AliExpress. It has the side effect of being quite loud in use, with a solid thump every time it fires.
As mentioned, you’ll need an ejaculating dildo with a cumtube attached to use this; just wiggle the tube onto the end. Make sure you do this before test firing the Lube Launcher; if you get the nozzle slippery, it can prove very tricky to push the tube on later.
App Control: Limited, but a Good Start
Although not mentioned anywhere in the manual, the Lube Launcher can also be controlled over Bluetooth through the Hismith app. I love that it identifies over Bluetooth as a Hismith “piu piu”.
It feels a little like a beta version at the moment, because at the time of recording, it can only be controlled in solo mode. That means if you’re playing back a user script, you won’t have access to the Lube control via the app. Of course, the physical button still works, but unless you have a partner with you, that could be awkward.
In solo mode, you control both your fucking machine as usual (I tested with the Hismith Premium and the Servo)—and you get a little touch control on the side to shoot the Piu Piu. Hopefully, that can either be added to scripted playback too, or just a more universal manual control that floats on the side of the app no matter which type of control method you’re using.
When you’re finished, just fill the reservoir up again with water, shake it around a little, and keep shooting until you empty it. Repeat the process if you’re still finding the ejaculate is a little white or slippery.
An Essential Upgrade
So that’s the Hismith Lube Launcher. It’s ridiculously good fun, but also really convenient. Particularly when using a fucking machine, the friction and sheer speed can mean you have to re-apply lube often. The Lube launcher is a game changer for that, and I’ve been able to enjoy much longer sessions with it.
But it’s also a great addition to your toybox if you love the feel of an ejaculating dildo, but hate the awkwardness of using a syringe. Whether that’s for pegging, solo use, or filming silly hentai videos, you’re going to love the Lube Launcher.
Of course, the only real downside is that you’re suddenly going to wish all your toys had a cumtube attached. To that end, Hismith has also launched a range of new dildos (UK readers: use this link)—which I’ll be reviewing soon.
