Hismith MAX Review: 200W of Raw Fucking Power
The Hismith Max is, without doubt, the best affordable fucking machine for those who need more power….
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Lovense Solace Pro Review: The Ultimate Lazy Wank
The Lovense Solace Pro is a solid all-in-one automated masturbator from long-standing sex tech experts. It comes…
9 Ways to Stabilize Your Hismith Sex Machine from Tipping Over
One of the few complaints people have about Hismith’s otherwise fantastic range of sex machines is stability….
Lovense Edge 2 Review: The Best App-Controlled Butt Plug?
An all-day wearable butt plug with strong, rumbly sensations for both your prostate and perineum, smart app…
The Best Automatic Male Masturbators of 2026
Wanking can be such a chore sometimes. While there are plenty of sleeves and strokers for you…
Cowgirl Unicorn Review: The Ride-On Sex Machine
The Cowgirl is one of those sex toys that you aspire to own for years. It sits…
The Best Ride-On Sex Machines or Sybian Alternatives in 2026
A saddle-style sex machine is a ride-on toy that’s big enough to house a giant vibration motor;…
VVD Rider Go Finger Vibe Review
The Rider Go from VVD is, on the surface of it, a fairly generic-looking vibrator, though the…
VVD Rider Desire Mini-Saddle Sex Machine Review
The Rider Desire from VVD is their flagship saddle-type sex machine, and it’s a lot of fun…
Kliclok, Quick Air, XLR, and Vac-u-Lock Explained
Shopping for a decent thrusting sex machine is hard; it’s not helped by the fact every manufacturer…
So You’ve Bought a Sex Machine … Now What?
You’ve bought a sex machine—perhaps the Hismith Premium if you followed my advice. Congratulations on making a…
34 Ideas for Couples to Try with a Thrusting Sex Machine
So you’ve bought a thrusting sex machine—but you want some creative ideas to level up your play…
OhDoki Launches Kickstarter for the Handy 2 Automated Stroker
The Handy is one of the best automated masturbators around; there’s a not a lot in it…
Weekend DIY Project: Blowjob Harness Gag
Anyone can stick a dildo on a fucking machine and have it thrust in and out of…
Thundr: The Vibrating, Thrusting Massive Horse Dildo
Thundr the War Horse is a vibrating and thrusting massive horse cock dildo made of silky smooth…
Best Sex Machines of 2026 (Actually Tested)
A fucking machine that will automatically thrust and penetrate you (not just vibrate) is the holy grail…
Qingnan Handheld Vibrating Thrusting Dildo Review: Retro-Futuristic Vibes and Plenty of Power
The Qingnan #9 Handheld Vibrating and Rotating Sex Machine is an innovative and powerful device in many…
3 Ways to Use a Hismith Premium on a Tall Bed
The Hismith Premium is already the most adjustable sex machine around; it’s easily able to slide up…
Hismith 11.8″ Realistic Extra Long Ejaculating Dildo Review
A realistic design for hard and deep play, the Hismith 11.8-inch realistic “extra length” ejaculating cock offers…
Everything You Need to Know About SEX MACHINES
It sounds so dirty and deviant, doesn’t it? How could anyone contemplate sex with a … machine?…
Hismith Lube Launcher Review: An ESSENTIAL Upgrade for Your Fucking Machine
UPDATE: The Lube Launcher 2.0 is now available, and fixes everything that we criticised in this model….
This Sex Toy is an App-Controlled Masturbator AND a Sex Machine
Whether you want a toy to offer mind-blowing automated stroker masturbation, or to experience the relentless penetration…
4 Ways to Use the Kiiroo Keon as a Mind Blowing Fucking Machine
The Kiiroo Keon is a brilliant all-in-one device for men, women, and everyone in between—whether you want…
Kiiroo PowerBlow (with Keon) Review: The Ultimate Blowjob Simulator
The Kiiroo FeelStroker-series of sleeves and the Keon automated stroker machine are the ultimate in hands-free masturbation….